Obvious Nonsense Amongst Other Interesting Things

Nothing is true; Everything is permitted. Fuzzy bunnies will soon rule the wrold.

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When someone is so fine it actually makes you angry.

  • LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
  • Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
  • The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
  • The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
  • Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
  • LOTR Fandom:
  • Hunger Games Fandom:
  • The Book Thief Fandom:
  • The Maze Runner Fandom:
  • Every fandom:
  • Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
  • Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie

bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

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expired-in-1989:

This is my favorite comic

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skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

(Source: omegolamaniac, via sherlockwheresmyjam)

thatdamnskeleton:

October is a month away?

 IT’S TIME TO…

Skeletonize

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leightimtam:

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

Who reblogged his

Why are there so many notes

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bombing:

i don’t give a shit if it’s bring your kid to work day. you leave that little fucker at home until he apologizes for what he said about my wife on xbox live. if i see him on company grounds you’re fired

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mrbritishhimself:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"This is my swamp"

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awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

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chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

HOLY FUCKK DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

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gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

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okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

image

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gayturians:

bambam1521:

jaclcfrost:

i may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god

A short one…

THE SHORT GODS ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS ONES.

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