Obvious Nonsense Amongst Other Interesting Things

Nothing is true; Everything is permitted. Fuzzy bunnies will soon rule the wrold.

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fvnkypsycho:

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*✲゚*。✧\(T∇T)/*✲゚*。✧

hail psone

(Source: upliftingnova, via thomashickeysbulge)

jerkidiot:

that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf

(via ceruleanmakesasplash)

queuethegoldenkids:

HOLY SHIT GUYS

MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS

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AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER

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I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICK 

(via avengingstarkids)

Malikai’s Skyrim Stories

Edda, the one of the bums of Riften, just died in a vampire attack and apparently she left me 100 septims in her will. Requiescat in pace Edda, the thirst was real.

ererifanfics:

alzer:

mikasaesukasa:

imagine morgan freeman narrating snk

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"On this day, mankind received a grim reminder"

I CAN HEAR IT

(via littlesapphireknight)

ryanvallejo:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sugarysymbiote:

butchinthesouth:

versatilequeen:

moriiahh:

Harold likes to help me with my homework. And yes that is a diaper we made to make sure he doesn’t pee everywhere when we let him roam the house..don’t judge.

TORTOISE IN A DIAPER.

Omg. Morning made.

This is the cutest thing ever

THATS FUCKING GENIUS I CANT

harold stop pissing everywhere god damn

(Source: moriahsherie, via lil-hat)

April Fool’s!

nightvales-voice:

We replaced your bloodstream with thousands of bees. Also, your bones. And your skin. And also your hair. You’re mostly bees, I don’t know how you didn’t notice that.

(via clipperwilkinson)

primadino-girl:

"do not pity the dead, harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who have been watching How I Met Your Mother for nearly a decade and got a really really shitty excuse of a final episode"

(via clipperwilkinson)

dennys:

Good morning!

dennys:

Good morning!

(via d-gray-transman)

i-want-cheese:

holyshitnickshere:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

yea not condoning a guy making a girl feel guilty for fucking him but they can hurt sometimes. they can get hard to the point where the skin feels like its stretching and it can hurt. again not condoning that just wanted to let you guys know

What’s with the penis-having people claiming it hurts this morning? You realize the exact same thing happens to women, right? Hard dick? Hard clit. Blue balls? Blue ovaries.*

We know what these pains are like and we don’t feel sorry for you for having them. At least I don’t.

That said, if you are consistently having pain with your erections, go see a doctor! Don’t sit on Tumblr and tell us that it really can hurt. Go see a doctor.

*It’s actually called vasoconstriction and happens to incredibly aroused members of every sex.

omgtsn:

bruh how do u miss leg day that bad

omgtsn:

bruh how do u miss leg day that bad

(via lightnii)

omgtsn:

bruh how do u miss leg day that bad

omgtsn:

bruh how do u miss leg day that bad

(via lightnii)

Jerusalem, Poor District

(Source: nyiro, via clipperwilkinson)